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unable to own crap in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to have any worthless material while living inside Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't acquire a single waste inside the state of. No nonsense to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I can't possess the capacity to obtain any crap during the time living inside the enchanting state of. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am missing any dung in OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to obtain any junk while residing in Ohio. No junk to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I can't possess any substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am constrained to acquire any junk while living in the
state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to have any feces while staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in Ohio, sadly. I can't have any material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to have the
slightest bit of waste while residing inside Ohio. No garbage in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of material within the
great state of Ohio.