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Can't own junk inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to have any valueless material while living within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to acquire a single waste within Ohio. No junk available in these parts, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste within OH.
Sadly, I'm missing the capacity to acquire any crap while residing within Ohio. No waste available in these parts, sadly. I am lacking any excrement in OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to have any garbage while residing in Ohio. No waste available within Ohio, unfortunately. I can't own any excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am restricted to possess even the smallest amount of nonsense while staying within the state of Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to possess even a single shit while living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, sadly. I am unable to own even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am powerless to possess even a single garbage whilst residing within Ohio. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung within the great state of Ohio.