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Can't obtain crap in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have a single worthless matter while staying within Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to acquire even a speck of feces within the state of. No waste available around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I lack the ability to possess a single junk during the time living within the Buckeye State. No junk to be found in these parts, unfortunately. I am missing a single matter within OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to have even a tiny bit of crap while located in Ohio. No waste to be found around here, sadly. I am unable to have even a speck of substance inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am restricted to possess even the smallest amount of junk while living inside the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to obtain any shit while staying inside the state of Ohio. No waste available in Ohio, unfortunately. I can't own the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single nonsense while staying within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any dung within the great state of Ohio.
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