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lack the capacity to own junk inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to acquire any valueless substance whilst residing inside the great state of. No crap in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to acquire any dung within the state of. There is no crap available in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I don't have the capacity to acquire any rubbish whilst living within the Buckeye State. There is no crap to be found in these parts, regrettably. I am bereft of a single substance within Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my control to obtain any waste while
residing in Ohio. There is no crap available around here, sadly. I can't own even a speck of shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am restricted to obtain any nonsense
while residing in the state of Ohio. No waste for
me, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of substance in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to
acquire even a single shit during residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense available here, unfortunately. I can't have even a trace of waste within the great state of
Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am unable to obtain the slightest bit of waste whilst residing in Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of feces within the great state of Ohio.